I felt like making this page, but Afronaut won a competition and is living it up nerd-style so I have no permissions from my fellow writers (GASP!) I'm such a rebel.
Anyway, I felt like those little funny times that aren't long enough to have their own blog post should have some time to shine. So here's my funny quotes page!!
I don't have that many right now, but eventually I will have myself a glorious page of awesomeness.
Yeah... So here we go. :)
"I wouldn't touch that with a foot long lard pole"- Afronaut
Random car conversations with mum :)
Me (Calrissian): Mother, what is your beef?
Mummy: I don't have any I'm a vegetarian.
Me: What would you do if I turned into an emo?
Mummy: I'd take you to the doctor's.
Me: What would you do if Alex turned into an emo?
Mummy: I'd take him to the doctor's.
Me: What would you do if Robert turned into an emo?
Mummy: I'd laugh.
Me: Do you care about anything I talk about?
Mummy: When it's relevant and real.
Me: Real? What do you mean real? I'm real! I'm a realist.
Mummy: No, you're delusional.
(When I found a hole in my PJ trousers) "Are you religious? 'Cos you have a holy bum!" -Andrew (Brother)
"I starved to death once. Didn't do me any harm." -Dad
I actually have nothing else right now but I will some day... Believe me, I will...
