Procrastination is a good thing, right?

Ok, so I should be doing homework, but Calrissian has been nagging me to do a post. I dunno how good this is going to be, but I'm just going to keep writing and hope it doesn't break.

I've seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World twice. I believe it to be the greatest movie ever made. It has had a profound effect on everyone I've seen it with. My brother's all like "HOW ANYONE TOP THAT. IN LIFE." So yeah. It's a pretty big deal in our family. I need a sword and some powerups.

I'm going to Ecuador. YAY. More on that another time.

I'm currently hugging my 1-up mushroom. I can't stop. Seriously. I can't. It's just SO. DAMN. HUGGABLE. Screw Charmin (or Cushion or whatever they're calling it now). THIS IS THE SH*T. No, wait. Scott Pilgrim is the sh*t. This thing is just awesome. It looks like this, but cuddlier and more real like:http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-04/art/nsmb-mushroom-1up.jpg

(OK, I've realised that some people probably can't see the image. Try googling it if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about)

I would have a story for you but my life has been relatively quiet. I'll end this post with a joke I heard from my random Greek friend in a welsh accent:

A boy from a small village comes back after going to university. He meets his old friend and they have a conversation that goes like this:

"I haven't seen you in a while! Where have you been?" Says the friend

"Oh, I've been at University. Studying logic."

"Oh really? What's this logic thing?"

"Let me put it this way; Do you have a fish?"

"yes, I have a fish"

"If you have a fish, then you must have a bowl to put the fish in."

"I have that!"

"And if you have a bowl, you must have a table to put it on."

"I have that too!"

"If you have a table, you must have a house to put the table in."

"You're right!"

"and if you have a house, you must have a wife"

"I have a wife"

"and if you have a wife, then you're not a w*nker."

"I'm not a w*nker! Amazing!"

"I know right?"

So after saying bye to his friend, he goes to the local pub, where he meets another resident of the town.

"Hey! I haven't seen you in a while."

"Oh, I've been at University. Studying logic."

"Oh really? What's this logic thing?"

"Let me put it this way; Do you have a fish?"

"No"

"then you're a w*nker"

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!